The Big News Today!

Lance Armstrong admitted to doping! Who did he tell? None other than Harpo! Both Losers!

Lindsay Lohan fires her lawyers! Why is this shithead still out on the streets! Loser!

Jody Foster admits she is gay! Who cares!

New York leading the way in gun control! Nope that would be California!

Microsoft launches Next App Star! For what? Nobody wants it!

Timberlake is back! From where and do we care? Nope!

Best new is that a 5 year old girl was found safe after being kidnapped from her kindergarten classroom. This is the real news….. Thank God

Get a grip people listen to what matters.

God Bless,

N4KMA