Covid & Toilet Paper

So right around this time Covid was rearing it’s ugly side…well of it’s side are ugly. But we American’s have a sense of humor like no others in the world…. Here we go…..

So the first craze that hit was that we were running out of TOILET PAPER! Imagine that! So you saw on the news how people ran out and bought tons of toilet paper. It was that everyone was wondering oh my God how will we ever wipe our rear ends with out it! I wont be able to live another day if I can wipe my a**!

So there were so many people buying that fights broke out in certain places, the toilet paper was rationed to buyers, lines of people waiting for store to bring out the toilet paper, and then to find out that maybe there was not enough of it when you got to the area to find any.

So I thought well I am sure the folks with the bidet are laughing at us. And to many this was such a serious thing. No toilet paper! Did any of us take the time to think we have a shower right in the same room and you could easily wash your rear end in there? Nope! We need our toilet paper!

We watch on the news how there maybe a shortage of TOILET PAPER and we all run out and buy everything and in doing so we create a panic for something so trivial that it makes all of us look bad. Is there a shortage now? What changed? Nothing has changed!

I am sure that the bidet company’s got a lot of business and rightly so. We will always be prepared no matter what! And we will have a clean rear end!

One last thing….. hug your loved ones, spend time with them, shower them with attention and love…. life is to short!

God Bless

N4KMA